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Take one sip when:

Someone asks a question in a section other than Seekers of Perl Wisdom or Q&A
Someone asks a question in Q&A that should be in Seekers of Perl Wisdom
Someone asks a question with a vague title
Someone advances to novice, acolyte, scribe, or monk
Someone asks a completely non-perl related question.
Meryln replies with a pointer to his columns
Someone asks a question already in the FAQ
Someone doesn't use CODE tags
Someone asks a homework question
A reply to a node either states "use strict", "-w", or "you could have found that with Super Search".

Someone donates to kudra's World Domination Fund
Nodereaper reaps a node
Someone advances to friar, abbot, bishop, or pontiff
Someone starts mass-downvoting everyone
Vroom posts
Someone has a question about their own homemade CGI.pm
Someone complains that they cannot install a module
Someone compares Perl to Java|Python|C|C++|C#|any other langauge
There are more than 50 Other Users
There are no Other Users
Someone other than Erudil posts an ObFu
Someone posts a JAPH
You see a new sponser in the ad banner
Someone asks a question, stating that they're new to perl but their job requires them to get this done within a limited time frame

(Feel free to add to this :-)

Dr. Michael K. Neylon - mneylon-pm@masemware.com || "You've left the lens cap of your mind on again, Pinky" - The Brain

In reply to PM Drinking Game by Masem

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