Earlier today, I got handed an anonymous, confidential, voluntary 'Employee Satisfaction Survey'.
On the front sheet it says 'employees who participate will be rewarded with a special gift when the results are available'.
HR failed to grasp why I might be dubious as to the 'confidentiality' of the report.
Then, there was the time management stuck big 'ATTRACT, RETAIN, MONETIZE!' posters everywhere, to 'improve motivation and morale'.
I swear, my life gets more like Dilbert with each passing week.