I had to vote for Aegis. There's nothing like having the firepower of a cruiser from the US Navy to keep the other programmers in line.
Right, now I want to write a revision-control system called Yamato, or maybe Iowa. I do have to wonder about your workplace, if you have to deal with threats from airborne programmers on a regular basis....
ObPedantic: IIRC, Aegis is the radar+missile+FCS system, Ticonderoga is the ship class.
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