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Missing Susan

by sock (Monk)
on Sep 29, 2004 at 01:02 UTC ( [id://394809]=poem: print w/replies, xml ) Need Help??

$I eq 'lonely' while grep (/[^susan]/, my @life);
Guns don't kill people, ninjas do.

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Re: Missing Susan
by zentara (Archbishop) on Sep 29, 2004 at 12:34 UTC
    Reminds me of a frequently shown Madonna movie:

    desparately_seeking('susan');

    I'm not really a human, but I play one on earth. flash japh
      my $desparate = 1; while ($desparate) { seek(SUSAN, 0, 0); }
      radiantmatrix
      require General::Disclaimer;
        or
        while (my $desperation = 1) { seek(SUSAN,0,0); }
        But that is not the case.

        Guns don't kill people, ninjas do.
Re: Missing Susan
by radiantmatrix (Parson) on Oct 05, 2004 at 17:03 UTC

    Don't you mean $I = 'lonely'? eq is a comparison operator, I don't think that's what you wanted...

    radiantmatrix
    require General::Disclaimer;
      No, I always thought it would be difficult to portray my entire being with a single variable, so more appropiately I say I resemble lonely when susan is not in my life.
      Guns don't kill people, ninjas do.
Re: Missing Susan
by Jasper (Chaplain) on Oct 28, 2004 at 13:29 UTC
    what did you get when you had @life = qw{ susan mother friends };?

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