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The emptiness I feel upon seeing a fridge devoid of Cola

by frankus (Priest)
on Nov 21, 2000 at 17:42 UTC ( #42678=poem: print w/replies, xml ) Need Help??


My fridge has no coke
I feel a longing for coke
I need coke to code.

--
Brother Frankus.
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Re: The emptiness I feel upon seeing a fridge devoid of Cola
by snax (Hermit) on Nov 21, 2000 at 21:46 UTC
    Seems too straightforward to evoke that haiku thang.

    How about:

    Fridge devoid of coke
    Desire for caffeine rules me
    Must restock to code

      I guess I was put in mind of the Beavis and Butthead episode with Haikus:

      The fridge has no coke
      uh ... huhuh .. huh .. huh, Beavis...
      it's er like empty....
      
      

      --
      
      Brother Frankus.
Re: The emptiness I feel upon seeing a fridge devoid of Cola
by gaspodethewonderdog (Monk) on Nov 21, 2000 at 21:54 UTC
    Although I do like coke myself:

    1) Put a tooth in it and it's gone in 24-48 hours

    2) Coke can disolve a t-bone steak in 2 days

    3) It'll dissolve a nail in 4 days

    Just makes me wonder why I drink the stuff...

      Just makes me wonder why I drink the stuff...
      Obviously, to help you digest heavy minerals.
      I don't know about you, but I tend not to keep Coke in my mouth for 24-48 hours. I'm not that worried.



      FouRPlaY
      Learning Perl or Going To Die Trying
      It does make one wonder...

      Where can you get the caffiene you need, that still tastes good, that is not horrid expensive, and won't dissolve your innards in the process?

      Roy Alan

Re: The emptiness I feel upon seeing a fridge devoid of Cola
by raja (Initiate) on Nov 27, 2000 at 17:34 UTC
    I have coke, But right now i need a cloak, inorder to code.

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