Well, I actually like your 'If I had a hammer' version :-P.
Here's one from my all-time favorite band (and one of my all-time favorite songs):

Still coding after all these years

I met my old lover on PM last night
He seemed so glad to see me, I just smiled
And we talked about some old bugs
And we drank ourselves some beers
Still coding after all these years

I'm not the kind of geek who tends to OOP
I seem to lean on procedural style
And I ain't no fool for Perl poems that whisper in my ears
Still coding after all these years
Still coding after all these years

Four in the morning, I'm tapped out and yawning
Longing my script away
I never worry, why should I?
It's all gonna crash

Now I scroll in Vim and I watch the lines go by
I fear I'll lose my Camel one fine day
But I would not be convicted by a jury of my peers
Still coding after all these years
Still coding
Still coding
Still coding after all these years

Simon and Garfunkel - Still crazy after all these years