Are you talking to yourself? Are you talking to someone else within yourself?

Stringing random thoughts together, then posting additional messages applauding yourself for posting said random thoughts while attempting to make it seem like it's coming from another user despite the fact that it's posted with your username is just.... disturbing.

Seek professional help. Or as you might say... Kung fu without ice cream WASSUP strawberry shortcake invented the lambchops and followed the woods to the mellow blending of the rainbow.

Seriously, though. Have you overlooked a possible organic dysfunction to your problems. See a doctor. Your life may improve.