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Mommy Dearest

by notsoevil (Pilgrim)
on Dec 22, 2000 at 08:27 UTC ( [id://48002]=poem: print w/replies, xml ) Need Help??

# Gives strict a whole new meaning, no?

use strict; $too_often and $you_are; if ($trying){ $to{&say} = "I love you"; while (you_punish($me,$instead)){ @we_are = $my_brother, $and_i; for ($your_love) {suffering(@are_we)} } } $i_think{@about,$telling}; foreach $badthing (@you_do) { while ($you) { push(@me); hit($me); } while ($i){ cry($so_do_you); } } unless ($you_stop && $love_me eq 'true'){ warn "Mommy Dearest"; die; }

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