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Re: Homeland Security Threat Level

by Your Mother (Archbishop)
on Aug 12, 2005 at 22:38 UTC ( #483443=note: print w/replies, xml ) Need Help??

in reply to Homeland Security Threat Level

++ to b10m and a different grab, just for fun.

use LWP::Simple; use XML::Simple; my $xml = XMLin ( get '' ); print $xml->{CONDITION}, $/;

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Re^2: Homeland Security Threat Level
by Your Mother (Archbishop) on Aug 13, 2005 at 00:38 UTC

    And since we're on the topic, I tender an algorithm I've been working day and night on for the last 4 years which I feel is a drastic improvement to the federal government's own byzantine system for determining the current threat level. I will apply for a patent over the weekend.

    my @levels = qw( Low Guarded Elevated High Severe ); print "Current Alert Level: ", $levels[rand@levels], $/;

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