in reply to The title least worthy of being used in the perlmonks experience system is

Clearly, what with the history of the inquisition, I've met at least one Perl Grand Inquisitor in my time!

But "Potato"? "Perl Potato"? Rubbish.

Jeff japhy Pinyan, P.L., P.M., P.O.D, X.S.: Perl, regex, and perl hacker
How can we ever be the sold short or the cheated, we who for every service have long ago been overpaid? ~~ Meister Eckhart