This use of Western-oriented numbers is clearly introducing a bias and hurting women and minorities! It shows a clear exclusionism on the behalf of those who can count past ten without removing shoes and/or trousers, except for poor white trash who deserve what they get, and as such I demand a tax on NASCAR to pay for massive government programs that pretend to help the allegedly repressed and in reality give unfirable jobs to the unemployable idiot liberal arts children of the middle and upper classes.

Sincerely,
Moonbeam Smithers-Jones
Chair, Harvard Departement of Idiocy Studies