my $gorgeous

Although it doesn't do anything, the poem does compile and run. Many thanks to Vortacist for inspiration.

#!/usr/bin/perl

join $me,
my $gorgeous,
and listen $carefully, $please;

eval { the circumstances } and
warn $me if not $comfortable;
for ($i; "understand";

"but please, let us" ) {
lock our $lips,
and link $us, $together;

grep $me, $now, if $ready, and "i shall be happy";

unlink our $reservations
and do { $me, $passionately, }
until $at, last, our $desires_are_satisfied };

sleep $happily, my $dear_one;

for (our $experiences_have_been_wonderful,
and our $time_together_will ;;)
{ last }
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Re: my $gorgeous by zeno (Friar) on Jan 25, 2001 at 18:09 UTC
`#!/usr/bin/perl my $votes = 0; today; wait for (my $votes); tomorrow; $y.our $poem, "made me smile"; -timallen` [download]	[reply] [d/l]
Re: my $gorgeous by AgentM (Curate) on Jan 24, 2001 at 09:07 UTC
I suddenly have the urge to recommend that we incorporate some viewer discretionary mechanism in order to protect the younger audience- namely, damian1301. But ++ on using many common Perl functions! Update: Make no mistake! This is an excellent poem! Don't have it removed! AgentM Systems nor Nasca Enterprises nor Bone::Easy nor Macperl is responsible for the comments made by AgentM. Remember, you can build any logical system with NOR.	[reply]
Re: Re: my $gorgeous by Falkkin (Chaplain) on Jan 24, 2001 at 09:10 UTC
Eeeeeep... I will admit that I didn't really think about the younger viewers of the site... if people overwhelmingly think this is inappropriate, I'll offer to alter whatever bits are considered offensive.	[reply]
Re: my $gorgeous by damian1301 (Curate) on Jan 25, 2001 at 02:12 UTC
I've already been exposed to enough of that already, AgentM. Thanks for the lookout. Nice poem though you++. Wanna be perl hacker. Dave AKA damian	[reply]

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