Heh, I have to entirely agree. My first reaction when I saw the poll was that the only way I could hope to answer it was to use job search engines and search for perl in all those cities.

Lacking the incentive to do that, I simply chose where I have a perl job figuring that I've had a somewhat easy time finding work here so that was the best I could possibly answer.

Fundamentally though all I really did was contribute to an aggregate of nonsense. This overly described synopsis of that is my atonement.