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use constant { Perl, 'Programming', all, time };

by buetow (Beadle)
on Jun 01, 2006 at 19:44 UTC ( #553131=poem: print w/replies, xml ) Need Help??

This works with Perl v5.8.8 without any compile error. But no script output. :( Its a little bit radical against PHP, but well, its only for fun. Dont take it too serious :)
#!/usr/bin/perl my $nation; no warnings; goto hell or die 'PHP!!11'; $nation; BEGIN { our $mission and kill if PHP } use constant { Perl, 'Programming', all, time }; require abs Perl and not undef$ined; sub knowledges {}; hell: warn if PHP and not Perl; heaven: do index all, knowledges if not Perl and not try { require PHP if defined }; require Switch and delete $evil{PHP}; Oh_Yes: do { PHP => Perl } for all, time; ref (our $best), knowledges() and listen Perl,power; END { our $mission and return if all }# is done bless [qw/the holy folk of/], Perl for (local $happiness); __END__ (C) 2006 by Paul C. Buetow (

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Re: use constant { Perl, 'Programming', all, time };
by SamCG (Hermit) on Jul 07, 2006 at 20:12 UTC
    "Its a little bit radical against PHP"

    a little??!??!??! :)

    and they say there are no holy language wars...

    Seriously, very nice work.

    s''limp';@p=split '!','n!h!p!';s,m,s,;$s=y;$c=slice @p1;so brutally;d;$n=reverse;$c=$s**$#p;print(''.$c^chop($n))while($c/=$#p)>=1;
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