This is a random suck-o-meter in interlaced P(erl|ython), but the Python version is a little more extreme.

q = 0                       #=;sub randint{$A=(pop,pop)[int rand 2]};@
A = ('Perl', 'Python', q)   #));sub A{$_};
import whrandom; s = tr = 0 #= ;$
_ = "Perlon'"; y = 'really' #=" tychoon= if(rand 2)%2;
m = x =s | tr / 2197        #no'/ Perl comment \b / if !/y/;
print A[whrandom.randint(0,1)],
if x == whrandom.randint(0,1)+q: #:;
     tr = 1 ; qq = ''       # =;if((rand 2)%2){
     print y,"sucks",qq     #,||"sucks"}else{ eval q>>.q#
else:                       #,;
     print "rules"; q = 1   #=}print"\n"
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It's less clean than 'nother P(erl|ython) Hacker, but hey, that's on purpose. :-)