(If I posted to OP, it would have been out of sequence if anybody else would have posted in between. I wanted to elaborate deliberately on perl not guaranteeing neither order nor disorder, as follow-up to your statement you must not pretend ...)

cheers,
--shmem

_($_=" "x(1<<5)."?\n".q·/)Oo.  G°\        /
                              /\_¯/(q    /
----------------------------  \__(m.====·.(_("always off the crowd"))."·
");sub _{s./.($e="'Itrs `mnsgdq Gdbj O`qkdq")=~y/"-y/#-z/;$e.e && print}