Update: ack, ye downvoters, relax thy mouse buttons and thy index fingers, for it be a parody! Now
read this and
listen to these ("Bill Clinton" and "Suck a Camel's D__k" are both excellent choices) if you don't know who Wesley Willis is, or I cannot be held responsible for your failure to be entertained...
You are a programming god
You are a coder to the max
You are my good man
You are the greatest
Larry Wall
Larry Wall
Larry Wall
Larry Wall
You gave me variables like $_
You make difficult things easy
I like you a lot
I like you well
Larry Wall
Larry Wall
Larry Wall
Larry Wall
You are on my side
You are on my side with the interpreter
You are a good guy in Jesus’ name
You really rock the camel’s ass
Larry Wall
Larry Wall
Larry Wall
Larry Wall
Microsoft, where do you want to go today?
MeowChow
print $/='"',(`$^X\144oc $^X\146aq1`)[-2]