The fact that you used Procomm instead of Telix say's volumes in and of itself.

The fact that it took your system 20 minutes to load this page means your probably still using it and your modem.

The fact that Microsoft fears the access Perl gives to a system and proved to be financially unexploitable by them is ++Perl in my book.

. . . you are left with a steaming pile of undulating and evilly sentient hostility that literally takes an "appocalypse" to make even the slightest change . . .

I love that line.. Don't agree with it but it's still quite amusing