IT Press: Bring out yer dead.
... a man puts perl on the cart ...
Yegge: Here's one.
IT Press: That'll be ninepence.
perl: I'm not dead.
IT Press: What?
Yegge: Nothing. There's your ninepence.
perl: I'm not dead.
IT Press: 'Ere, he says he's not dead.
Yegge: Yes he is.
perl: I'm not.
IT Press: He isn't.
Yegge: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
perl: I'm getting better.
Yegge: No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.
IT Press: Well, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
perl: I don't want to go on the cart.
Yegge.: Oh, don't be such a baby.
....
you know the rest ... I couldn't resist.