I don't know anything at all about being undead, unless the meaning of undead is alive, in which case it's something I know about. In any case, I quite enjoy my tea and have yet to experience any pain resulting from drinking it.

Being a middle aged kinda guy, I think I detect some silver fishhook eyebrows from time to time, leading me to thoughts of Andy Rooney. I'm not sure that they're a good sign, but so far they are not painful.