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Re: Are monks hibernating?by fenLisesi (Priest) |
on Feb 13, 2007 at 20:05 UTC ( [id://599763]=note: print w/replies, xml ) | Need Help?? |
Thou still unravish'd bride of --quietness! Thou forked-child of silence and IP::Country::Slow time(), Workflow::Historian, who canst thus Class::Meta::Express An Acme::Floral tale more Class::DBI::Sweetly than our Lingua::Rhyme: What leaf-fringed B-Tree haunts about thy Geo::Shape Of Perl deities or newbies, or of both, In File::Tempe or the dales of Arc::Servery? What monks or gods are these? What she-dragons and -kitties loth? What Audio::Mad pursuit? What struggle to uri_escape? What pipes and SIGPIPEs? What Config::Wild ecstasy? Hurd maladies are sweet, but GPL'd kernels Are sweeter; therefore, ye soft IO::Pipes, play on; Not to the senseless PEAR, but, in Net::SSL tunnels, POE::Pipe to the spirit daemons of no tone: Weighted Fair youth, beneath the Tree::Tries, thou canst not leave Thy Music::ABC::Song, nor those tries have words bare; Bold font Lover, never canst thou Math::Random::Kiss, Though Win32 confounds AI::ExpertSystem::Simple::Goal - do not grieve; GPL cannot fade, use Acme::Comment type => 'Bliss', For ever wilt thou love, and the queue be fair! Ah, bereaved, doleful SVN boughs! that cannot Data::Dump Your Java leaves, nor ever bid the Spring framework adieu; And, happy Perl Monger, riding high on a camel's hump, For ever piping STDOUT for $ever->new(); Carp::Assert::More happy love! more happy, happy love! Servers in warm startup and still to be firewall'd, For ever CPANting and for ever young; All breathing Time::Human passion far above, That leaves CORE high-sorrowful and cloyed, A burning MIME::Head, and a parsing mung. Who are these coming to the Monastery? To what green service provider, O mysterious Priest, Lead'st thou that hyperthreading dromedary, And all her silken flanks for nineteen-inch cabinets drest? What Config::Tiny town by river or sea-shore, Or Module::Built with Object::Deadly citadel, Will host YAPC, this pious morn? And, Little's Moose, thy accessors for evermore Will silent be; and not a handle, to tell() Why thou art desolate, can e'er return(). O Artistic License! Fair attitude! Mersenne-twisted Synapses brooding on Synopses on the Apocalypse, wrought In hallowed Forrest, dereferenced, flat-listed; Thou, silent HTML::Form, dost tease us out of thought As doth a while(1) eternity: Water-cooled Pastoral! When $old->age({ shall => $this->generator( \%waste ) }), PM, thou shalt remain, in midst of other woe Than ours, a friend to llama, to whom thou say()st, "Beauty is Perl, Perl beauty, - that is all Ye know on earth, and all ye need to know."
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