die "$0 casts itself into the Gorge of Eternal Peril: $!";
die "$0 on fire: $!";  # lp1 on fire
die "mailx -s 'Idiot coding perl' merlyn < /dev/null : $!";
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die "open(timehole): $!\n";
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Me spell chucker work grate. Need grandma chicken.