I remember the hit perfectly well, I was a teenager back then after all. I was thinking of (little more than) fictional charachters though and I fear that adding real-life "doctors" would lenghten the list too much. Or make for a completely different poll.

I highly doubt Dr Alban was a real-life doctor :-)

update: the wikipedia article states he did study odontology, but isn't clear if he ever finished the study.

"What should it profit a man, if he should win a flame war, yet lose his cool?"

I highly doubt Dr Alban was a real-life doctor :-)

But he certainly was a real-life "doctor"! :-)