As poll titles can't contain links, this one can't work as is, but someone might recommend some solution for that. Also, the topic of this one might be wrong for polls.
The shat flames guy really was…
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telling the truth
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installing perl instead of VB on a linux box, annoyed with learning perl, making a silly joke
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12, but joking otherwise
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older, but funny
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trolling
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flaming
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actually a well-known monk
The answers are not really exclusive, but that's not a big problem I think.
Update 2011-06-07: apl has posted the similar Re: poll ideas quest 2011 about what is for key pls.