Re^2: poll ideas quest 2009
by cog (Parson) on Jan 08, 2009 at 14:25 UTC
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- bind # enslave
- chop # Execute by guillotine or axe
- chomp # <super>1</super> masticate; <super>2</super> bite
- goto # real men don't ask directions
- hex # cast a spell (generally, evil) upon
- unpack # action undertaken upon return from a trip
- split # <super>1</super> depart; <super>2</super> terminate a state of matrimony
- study # to read perldoc perlfunc
- shift # Change gears. Obsolete as applied to manual (obs.) transmissions
- chroot # see "cheroot"
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Re^2: poll ideas quest 2009
by zentara (Archbishop) on Jan 08, 2009 at 16:10 UTC
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looks like my poll idea has generated alot of interest. How about
system( "cat $0 > /dev/null");
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system "cat /dev/null > $0"
or exec $0;
die or die; # just to be sure
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Re^2: poll ideas quest 2009
by cmv (Chaplain) on Jan 08, 2009 at 18:21 UTC
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Another important question is what do you want done with your body after your dead?
I've always wanted mine to be actually blown-up in a hollywood movie.
One that's not a bomb (sorry), has a good plot, and lots of action. Obviously, a James Bond movie would be the ultimate!
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what do you want done with your body after your dead?
I want it to be revived.
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After reading about the eternal ascent society I feel a bit left out. I mean, what about all the rest of us that don't make the cut for heaven. We still want to get a jump on the afterlife too!
I'm thinking of marketing a sister service using a special (patented) lead-weighted cement descent chamber (probably with more colors than just blue, red, yellow, and green), where a loved-one can get the jump on a non-heaven version of the afterlife, from a ship or plane, over the water, or your local volcano.
Please contact me soon, if you are interested in a franchise - the best markets will be going fast...
-Craig
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These days your corpse would just be digitally remastered and blown up in fully animated glory. Meanwhile your actual corpse would be stuck in the oven, and the ashes would be dumped in the trash bin behind the sound stage.
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Re^2: poll ideas quest 2009
by Anonymous Monk on Jul 07, 2009 at 12:51 UTC
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