perldoc perlfaq1 | perl -ne '/((?<=")(.+hack...(?:OR)?))/&&die$2.$/' - [download]
See also One-liner japh, Just Another JAPH, Opere Citato Japh, and JAPF for the same idea (some of these only work with older versions of perl though).
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