Those are my principles, and if you don't like them, well… I have others. (This quote is attributed to the comedian Groucho Marx but it applies to perl well.)

Good choice :) I'm a bit rubbish at thinking up snappy one liners, but I'd like to add my support to this movement and also ask..

Training wheels with the bicycle. (This might be offensive to PHP programmers a bit, so it's not really good)

what does this mean?!

I also particularly like 'realm of paco' and the xkcd quotes!