A few ideas spring to mind:
- Quine - similar to Quinn and would foreshadow a career in genome mapping
- Perl - I had a friend named Pearl long ago, and it's just a minor spelling variation (ah, just went back to the CB and found kudra suggesting this)
- DATA - if you're a Trek fan and don't mind the gender flip
Other related ideas:
- you will soon be a pop!
- you will have to chop up food before the little one can chomp it
- some will say you've been blessed
- your announcements could say you've received a __PACKAGE__
- if your relatives are like mine, after 6 months they'll be asking you
when you'll have the next
- later you'll have to deal with how strict to be with your daughter
- do tell the new one not to be obsessed with abs or any other body part (or numeric function)
- you'll definitely use warnings; but you'll doubtless find them ineffective
I have a feeling I'll be updating this later on ;-)
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I'd like to be able to assign to an luser