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Hats off to the prarie dogsby Pseydtonne (Initiate) |
on Jun 15, 2001 at 19:10 UTC ( [id://88809]=note: print w/replies, xml ) | Need Help?? |
I'd like to stand up in support of everyone in a carpetted cattle pen right now. I know I've come to love my 8'*8' cell as if it were home. It has adequate lighting, a view of a factory and a white birch tree, blinds that obscure said view but don't keep out enough light to keep me from boiling, Windows NT... ...the PAIN! The seering HORROR! Oh, wait. I get paid. Nicely. To learn Perl much of the day. Life is good. Long live the canvas walls. So, while I had wanted to hit YAPC::Montréal, I wound up grinding wires. I cannot fathom the beauty of fresh air or central air when I'm not denied them. Yes, I can't open the windows and not even the circulation works here. I have a fan. -from a cubicle in the 1950s, Dante
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