I'd go for that. :)
I once knew a lass by the name of 'Japhia'...
So, the name's out there.. And perhaps, Japhia is just the feminine of Japh after all. :)
Jesting aside, congratulations!!!
Now all you need to do is code a script to tidy up the dataflow with the diapers automatically, and install a sleep friendly signal handlers for children trying to wake parent processes.

Cheers,

Malk