kepler: there is a genuine desire to assist you, hence the jokes;

I've worked tech support for years and there is nothing I hate more than the "Something broke, fix it" call;

If you feel you are being flamed, you aren't.

my ESPN is dun' brokded, so I can't read your mind right now: please post the code we are dealing with, and the actual error log that doesn't show much. (i.e.: something is implicitly less than much but more than nothing and since it is not showing nothing and it is not showing much it must be showing 'something' which is between nothing and much... :P)