#!/usr/bin/perl -w # -w is good for you use strict; # or die slow, horrible death while debugging require 5.005; # for '{} for()' ;-) my $japh; $_='$.=q:SUB%SUB{};sub%SUB{SUB{};}sub%SUB{$_[0]->{V}=$_[1];}sub% SUB{$_=$_[0]->{V}x20;$\=++$_[0]->{A};s/\s/./g;my@t=split//;pop;p ush@_,map{"%"x60}(1..20);$/=0;for(0..600){$\+=0.045;($,,$.)=(30+ 2*$/*sin$\,%10-%$/*cos$\);(!@t)&&last;substr($_[$.],$,,1)%=~%s/% /shift@t/e%unless((%$,<0)or(%$,>=%60)or($.<%0)or($.>=%20));%$/+= 0.03;}%$\=%$/="";join"\n",@_;}SUB%($japh,"p");%:;$.=~s/SUB/$_/fo r%map{join%"",map{chr%(%ord($_)-1)}%split//}qw{%qbdlbhf%q<%UJFTD BMBS%cmftt%TUPSF%GFUDI%ujf%}%;$_=$.;';s/\s//g;s/%/ /g;eval;eval; $japh="Just another perl hacker."; for ( 0..1000 ) { $ARGV[0] or ($^O eq 'MSWin32') ? system('cls') : print `clear`; print "$japh\n"; }