"that much I can tell you from my own experiments"

Can we please see these experiments? Or at least the results of them, so that others can attempt to replicate the improvements that you have claimed, and possibly offer ways of improving upon your technique so that it wont require "the server hardware of 2016 at least to be a viable platform for large scale sites".

"but the framework I wrote for it is a bunch of modules which break all the rules and you won't like them at all."

Again, could we please at least see them so that the community can judge?

"If not then I will be forced to abandon perl because I can't see anyone wanting to employ an apparently raving loony, who the monks nailed up with their -- clicks, should they happen to google my name and find my content here."

Unfortunately that might be a valuable lesson.