#!/usr/bin/perl
my @three_virtues;
my $author = "Colin McMillen";
use warnings;
use strict;
my $laziness = int(rand(2));
my $impatience = int(rand(2));
my $hubris = int(rand(2));
code_intelligently() or die "not enough laziness";
code_quickly() or die "not enough impatience";
code_perfectly() or die "not enough hubris";
sub code_intelligently { return $laziness }
sub code_quickly { return $impatience }
sub code_perfectly { return $hubris }
(Note: The first three times I ran this poem, it told me I didn't have enough hubris.)
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