|We don't bite newbies here... much
In other words, the next time you're sent down to the cellars to get a bottle of wine, bring along a holy symbol. Better yet, also bring along some holy water - if they ignore your holy symbol, threaten them with the water. You never know when one of them will escape the lowest levels of the dungeons and wander into the cellar...
Or just send someone else in your stead. I think I'll send tye.
(It was bad enough having one undead roaming the monastary .... now we have thousands? My next bath will be holy water, I think.)