my $life; use constant 'Windows'; use less 'Unix'; if( system => booting ) { LILO; select, Windows & wait; } do { something } until system, hangs; eval options; none; reset, system, again; if( system => booting ) { LILO; select, Linux & wait; } do { something } until $finished ++, Linus; while( system => booting ) { LILO; select, Windows & wait; booted & at, last } do { something } until system, hangs, again; eval options, again; reset, system, again; shutdown WIN, again; tell, Bill; hex, Bill; kill, Bill; make, plan; format hardrive = dump Windows; write virus; send message; . die "Go ahead Windows, make my day Invalid page fault in module My Life";
cheers
tachyon
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Re: My Life
by wine (Scribe) on Aug 04, 2001 at 19:22 UTC | |
by tachyon (Chancellor) on Aug 04, 2001 at 19:51 UTC |
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