#!/usr/bin/perl #A Perl poem by the masked JAPH BATTLE: $tux chop($daemon); die $daemon; $daemon dump($tux, $garbage); $tux eval($daemon) && $daemon study($tux); $daemon tell($tux) #You will fall before me. $tux warn($daemon) #Back off, man. $daemon chomp $tux; $tux kill $daemon; $daemon die, bless(ed by-God), $daemon connect $fist, $tux; $tux close(garage-door on $daemon); $tux $feels alarm(because-daemon-gets-up); $daemon bind($tux, railway-tie); $daemon exec(ute) $tux; but $tux(is-immortal) && so-is-daemon; so-battle-rages-forever; $withoutEndAndNoOneIsHappy; __END__
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RE: Tux vs. Daemon
by Anonymous Monk on Feb 10, 2000 at 03:30 UTC | |
by Anonymous Monk on Mar 17, 2000 at 20:50 UTC | |
by Anonymous Monk on Mar 23, 2000 at 22:08 UTC | |
by Anonymous Monk on Jul 24, 2001 at 17:05 UTC | |
by Falkkin (Chaplain) on Mar 24, 2000 at 00:54 UTC |
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