in reply to A religous one

What about:

use Insanity::Mass:Hysteria; $mass_hysteria = Insanity::Mass::Hysteria->new(); $mass_hysteria->create(); while($age < 33) { $mass_hysteria->increase(); } die("on cross"); sleep 259200; $mass_hysteria->increase()

I have no idea how old Jesus was, but a source told me he reached 33. And yes, it doesn't make sense to put any code after a 'die', but then again, IMHO, so doesn't the whole story ;)

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