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This node contains no [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Javascript|javascript].
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Current favorite CSS hacks for [user settings]:
<dl><dt>auto-sizing text areas</dt><dd>textarea { width: 100% }</dd>
<dt>bland signatures</dt><dd>div.pmsig, div.pmsig td, div.pmsig font { color: black; background-color: white; font-size: 10px; font-family: serif; }</dd>
</dl>
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Some people treat computers like refrigerators in that they don't want to
bother replacing them more than once a decade. Others treat them like
fridges in that they think you are unclean if you have anything in one
that is older than a few weeks.
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Why Perl5's dereferencing is better than Perl6's:<br />
<tt>#34370 +(6)- [X]<br />
<[tye]> and deref'ing is easy to remember because robots,
->[ , use simple integer indices while samuri, ->{ , have
names for everything, and aliens, ->( , use functional programming
</tt>
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<[Petruchio]> From what I can tell, people get along better when
they simply show that they're willing to waste time on each other.
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<b>For all your nodelette sorrow.</b>
</p><p>
Ever have one of those days when the Monastery pages just won't come up
if you are logged in but everything seems fine if you aren't logged in?
</p><p>
Well, one of the things that changes based on whether you are logged in
is which nodelettes you see. Some of the nodelets are pretty fancy. A
while ago, the CPAN nodelet would sometimes refuse to finish, which
prevents any of the page from rendering. Just recently, the Everything
nodelet had a similar problem. The solution is to turn off those
nodelets but that leads to a chicken-and-egg problem. Until now!
</p><p>
You'll need to bookmark the links in the next paragraph because I can't
make a link to my homenode that doesn't display nodelets. The following
links are special because they specify "<code>&displaytype=raw</code>",
which turns off nodelets. Unfortunately, this option doesn't work for
regular nodes nor homenodes. Luckilly, it works for the login screen and
the user settings page:
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If you aren't logged in, then <a href="/?node_id=109&displaytype=raw">go
login</a> first. Once you are logged in, go to <a
href="/?node_id=1072&displaytype=raw">your user settings</a> and turn off
any nodelets that you think might be the source of your problems.
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Of course, if I write "use WORD NUMBER;" such that NUMBER is equal to the number of letters in WORD added to the position in the alphabet of the first letter of WORD, then that (obviously) indicates sarcasm.
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99497 (simple regex when others offer complex)
64576 (neat way to interpolate variables from strings)
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112524 (compact and fast natural sort)
109513 (how to not use [fork])
40142 (find nmake and install CPAN modules under Win32)
125361,125428 (homenode replies)
37150 (node query generator, &nodes=1,2,3)
52469 (factor base-one numbers, map abuse, re from 99909)
52370 (sum integers, map abuse)
29374 Permuting with duplicates and no memory
44760 def - - Deal nicely with undefined values
44763 mapcar - - map for more than one list
60745 U.S. State Names (why leave out the one bad snippet)
61475 Extract numbers
66587 Universally unimportant and overused
115286 warningsToBrowser
162087 -Mouse
168598 SetEnviron.bat
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Possible patch for [usergroup display page]:
<code>
my $str= "<TABLE>\n";
foreach (@$ref){
my $N = selectNode $_;
$str .= "<TR><TD>" . linkNode($N)
. "</TD><TD>(last here "
. parsetime(lasttime) . " <I>("
. timesince($$NODE{lasttime})
. ")</I></TD></TR>\n";
}
$str . "</TABLE>;
</code>
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Looking for Semaphore::SmokeSignals? See [mod://IPC::Semaphore::SmokeSignals].
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