MEANINGLESS TEXT

Bob is cool
Bill is dumb
Ted is cruel
Sally wines allot
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I can't see the headlights.
I'm blind now.

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Turtles are faster than Bill's thought process
Bill is dumb
Ted is cruel
Ted needs to get hit by a bus
Sally should buy a muzzle
Hit me on my pager 9207882332
I hate brights