perl -MIPC::Cmd=can_run,run -MHTTP::Tiny -le'@c=({wget=>"wget -O-"},{curl=>"curl"});$u=shift;$r=HTTP::Tiny->new->get($u);if($r->{status}==599){($a,$b)=%{$c[rand@c]};if(my $cmd=can_run($a)){if(scalar run(command=>"$b $u",buffer=>\my $data)){print"$data\n$cmd"}}}else{print"$r->{content}\ntiny"}' "https://www.perlmonks.org"