use Lingua::Shakespeare;
 
The Infamous Hello World Program.
 
Romeo, a young man with a remarkable patience.
Juliet, a likewise young woman of remarkable grace.
Ophelia, a remarkable woman much in dispute with Hamlet.
Hamlet, the flatterer of Andersen Insulting A/S.
 
 
                    Act I: Hamlet's insults and flattery.
 
                    Scene I: The insulting of Romeo.
 
[Enter Hamlet and Romeo]
 
Hamlet:
 You lying stupid fatherless big smelly half-witted coward!
 You are as stupid as the difference between a handsome rich brave
 hero and thyself! Speak your mind!
 
etc...