print "Welcome, Mr. President." if from_whitehouse.gov(); instead of launch_nukes() if found_file("/bin/laden"); #### run_program() unless user_is_idiot(); open_file() or die; #### print "Welcome, Mr. President" { launch_nukes(); send_ground_troops(); enjoy_a_milkbone_in_a_commie_free_world(); } unless password_failed(); #This can be bad. You have to read so many lines, get #confused, then go back and figure out where the block #began. Pain in the patukis. #### if (expr) {b()}