$::Laziness.    _(m?!\)Oo. M    xyz  ___  doesn't mean to "skip RTFM"::$
$::Impatience.            G°\     \ /  /  hurts while learning things::$
$::Hubris.               /\_¯/(q   /  /   doesn't mean to know it all::$
$::--------------------- \__(m.===·==· -)--])?);sub AUTOLOAD{map{print&&
select($,,$,,$,,$|/++$-)}map{pack c,($|++?1:13)+ord}split//,shift||ESEL}
alarm if$Herl.Pack("\cG"x4 ."Itrs\c_`mnsgdq\c_Gdbj\c_O`qk"),er(qq.dq\t.)