(silence),
who art in heaven,
Hallowed be your name.
allah akbar,
Your will be done,
On earth as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread;
And forgive us our trespasses,
As we also have forgiven our trespasses;
And lead us not into temptation,
But deliver us from being too serious.
For thine is the big blue boat and the power and the glory, for ever. Amen.

(silence) grant me the serenity  
To accept the things I cannot change,  
Courage to change the things I can,  
And wisdom to know the difference.