my %checkbox_items = (
    a => 'BillJ may have been assigned as trustee to the security object which gives him supervisor rights over all NDS objects',
    b => 'BillJ may be wearing pink pyjamas when he comes round the mountain',
    c => 'BillJ may be the first man to orbit Mars on a unicycle',
    d => 'BillJ may be just another Perl hacker',
);