/o/&&print+chr(p);
---
/o/&&print+chr p;

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$0=p,$_=p,v int$_/$0,$_%$0if/e/;
---
v int($_=p)/($0=p),$_%$0if/e/;

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** FUNGICIDE **
-- Fungus calendar --
CURTSEY:
        Fungal toe!  Fungal toe!  Fungal hoe!
                -- (Burnt programmer nucleus)
        Ooooooo!
CRUDDY 2nd TOE:
        Nine(!) fungal hyaena toe5!
        Dungy alfalfa, penalty superlunary -- Oh, blubber!
        Ooooooo!

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/s/&&v-(p)+p;
---
/s/&&v+p-p;