initial: How do you do.  Please tell me your problem.
initial: Hello, I am a computer program. 
initial: Please tell me what's been bothering you. 
initial: Is something troubling you?
final: Goodbye.  It was nice talking to you.
final: Goodbye.  I hope you found this session helpful.
final: I think you should talk to a REAL analyst.  Ciao! 
final: Life is tough.  Hang in there!
quit: bye
quit: goodbye
quit: done
quit: exit
quit: quit
pre: dont don't
pre: cant can't
pre: wont won't
pre: recollect remember
pre: recall remember
pre: dreamt dreamed
pre: dreams dream
pre: maybe perhaps
pre: certainly yes
pre: machine computer
pre: machines computer
pre: computers computer
post: am are
post: your my
post: yours mine
pre: were was
post: me you
pre: you're you are
pre: i'm i am
post: myself yourself
post: yourself myself
post: i you
post: you me
post: my your
post: me you
post: i'm you are
pre: same alike
pre: identical alike
pre: equivalent alike
synon: belief feel think believe wish
synon: family mother mom father dad sister brother wife children child
synon: desire want need
synon: sad unhappy depressed sick
synon: happy elated glad better
synon: cannot can't
synon: everyone everybody nobody noone
synon: be am is are was
key: xnone -1
  decomp: *
    reasmb: burrrrrrito!
    reasmb: hehehe
    reasmb: I'm gonna sing the doom song now!
    reasmb: I need TACO!
key: sorry 0
  decomp: *
    reasmb: its oooookaaaaay
key: apologise 0
  decomp: *
    reasmb: goto sorry