Enter Fred, stage right

FRED: Hey everyone, what's up? ##

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Enter Fred, stage right
Hey everyone, what's up?


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begin-stage-direction
Enter Fred, stage right
end-stage-direction


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if(/^begin-stage-direction/){
  $notice_next_line = 1;
}else{
  next;
}


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($_='jjjuuusssttt annootthheer
     pppeeerrrlll haaaccckkeer')=~y/a-z//s;print;