From: "Automated Mailing" Subject: A Few Good Laughs To: Content-Type: multipart/alternative; boundary="------------D76B058AC74857EF852E2F4E" Date: September 27, 2002, 01:12.02 CGIUtility: /usr/local/www/random_data/ofTheDay.pl --------------D76B058AC74857EF852E2F4E Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit The Sharktooth System A Few Good Laughs The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C,' the idea must be feasible. -- A Yale University management professor in response to Fred Smith's (founder of FedEx) paper proposing reliable overnight delivery service _________________________________________________________________ A 60 year-old couple was celebrating their 40 years of marriage. During the celebration a fairy appeared! "Because you have been such a loving couple all those years, I would like to give you each one wish." The wife quickly chimed in, "I want to travel around the world." The fairy waved her wand and, POOF! She had the tickets in her hand. Next, it was the husband's turn. He paused for a moment, then said shyly, "Well, I'd like to have a wife 30 years younger than me." The fairy picked up her wand and, POOF! He was 90... _________________________________________________________________ --------------D76B058AC74857EF852E2F4E Content-Type: multipart/related; boundary="------------3817FA6AEF0279D1D9D69686" --------------3817FA6AEF0279D1D9D69686 Content-Type: text/html

A Few Good Laughs

The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C,' the idea must be feasible.

-- A Yale University management professor in response to Fred Smith's (founder of FedEx) paper proposing reliable overnight de livery service

A 60 year-old couple was celebrating their 40 years of marriage. During the celebration a fairy appeared! "Because you have been such a loving couple all those years, I would like to give you each one wish."

The wife quickly chimed in, "I want to travel around the world."

The fairy waved her wand and, POOF! She had the tickets in her hand. Next, it was the husband's turn. He paused for a moment, then said shyly, "Well, I'd like to have a wife 30 years younger than me."

The fairy picked up her wand and, POOF! He was 90...

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